tiefighters:

Maulted

Illustration by Adam Koford

tiefighters:

Take A Bath Fuzzball 

Created by Peter Kramar

Prints available at Society6

thedailywhat:

George Lucas Strikes Back of the Day: Star Wars creator George Lucas has been trying for years to convert a large parcel of land in Marin County, California into a 300,000 square foot movie studio, with amenities including a day care center, restaurants, a gym and a parking garage, only to be shot down by his wealthy neighbors.

Because the local homeowners’ association has refused to let Lucas move forward with the studio, he’s decided to put the land to good use by transforming it into low-income housing, simultaneously doing a good deed and trolling his fellow landowners.

“If everyone feels that housing is less impactful on the land, then we are hoping that people who need it the most will benefit,” Lucas snarked.

He’s even donating the various studies and surveys he paid for while working on the movie studio project, to help the new housing development get underway more quickly.

That might be almost enough to outweigh creating Jar Jar Binks.

[movies.]

tiefighters:

Abandoned Refuge

Created by Dimitri Kaliviotis

laughterkey:

monday-friday:

Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.

Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.

“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”

Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.

tiefighters:

May the 4th be with you.

Illustration by Jerrod Maruyama

gamefreaksnz:

Wookie Kong by Beware1984

USD$10 for 24 hours only

Chewie’s gone mad and kidnapped the princess in this classic 8-bit mash up!

There’s also a bunch of easter eggs:
05/27/77 the release date of the original movie
$775,000,000 the worldwide gross for Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Level 6-one for each movie made
7’3” The height of Peter Mayhew who plays Chewbacca!

Follow the artist on Tumblr

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “CAN’T GET ENOUGH PEOPLE TO SIGN UP FOR CATALOG”

Bottom Text: “SIGN UP SIMS”]

My manager let us take home a bunch of in touch forms to get our friends/family/roommates to sign up so we could meet our goals. I didn’t want to bug my friends & roommates so I signed up a bunch of my sims. Hope my manager isn’t familiar with Landgraab Avenue out in Sunset Valley, Idaho.

it8bit:

8-Bit PC case Super Mushroom

Created by 8-Bit Builder

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Troubleshooting aquarium heater problem, ask if thermometer is set to Celsius instead of Fahrenheit”

Bottom Text: “Customer: “What the hell is Celsius??””]

I work in a pet store in the U.S. and a lot of our digital thermometers are automatically set to Celsius instead of Fahrenheit and most people can’t read Celsius so it tends to cause some confusion.  This woman came into the store ranting about how she couldn’t get the temperature in her aquarium above 50 degrees even with two large heaters in the tank and after ruling out the thermometer being broken I asked her if maybe it was set to Celsius instead of Fahrenheit and she looked at me like I was speaking another language entirely and then asked what the hell I was talking about.  If I was right about her thermometer, then her tank was over 120F and its no wonder her fish kept dying!

tiefighters:

Know your wars

Created by Thehookshot. Shirts available at Redbubble

Website || Deviantart || Twitter

tiefighters:

Howl AT-AT the Moon

The AT-AT is known for it’s bizarre behaviour when the moon is full … wait, that’s no moon.

Available for $28.19 (USD) @geekchic tees 

(via:gamefreaksnz)

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Yes…this actually happened to me.  I just cashed this lady out, she comes back within about 10 minutes and goes to the service desk claiming that she gave me two twenty dollar bills and I didn’t giver her the correct amount back, and accuses me of actually stealing from her!  I work at Big Lots; we do not have the option in our store of giving cash back, it’s either a credit/debit card or cash.  She was obviously trying to get me in trouble, or trying to steal money from the company herself.  I would never even think about stealing from a customer or simply, anyone for that matter.  I have piercings and tattoos and she was likely stereotyping me, I don’t know but it pissed me off!  Not only that but there were 3-4 other customers behind her, there’s cameras above our registers, and then the service desk is right next to the registers with a CSS 99.8% of the time present.  Now how is it that I happened to “steal” from you? I wish I could of seen the look on her face when her dumb ass forgot to read that her receipt said her form of payment was actually a credit card and no cash was involved what so ever.  Serves you right you dumb bitch.  AND…She didn’t even issue an apology to/for me for making such a judgmental jackass out of herself!  Either way, I still have to laugh.